Things Go Wrong For Me
(When Life Hands You Lemons, Add Vodka)
Author: Rodney Lacroix
E-Book Edition Review

SUMMARY
(From Goodreads)

Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka) is a memoir of sorts, a roadmap of Rodney Lacroix’s haywire life thus far. From his childhood, through the raising of his own kids, to his vasectomy and post-divorce world … this book is more than just a culmination of outrageous stories woven into a cohesive narrative, it’s a testament for the “little guy.”

In this case, literally. Rodney is 5’3”. He’s very little. Almost tiny. Bank tellers offer him lollipops. He makes holiday money wearing green stockings and fake ears.

But even though he’s small in stature, his stories and the laughs that accompany them are definitely BIG.

There’s no doubt, if you enjoy snorting milk through your nose, and you’re drinking milk right now … you’re going to love this book.

MY THOUGHTS

Sometimes you just need a good laugh-out-loud book to read.  While cruising around the blog-o-sphere,  I came across the blog Mental Poo.  Yes, you read that correctly.  A blog that is described as “Jerking off your funny bone, one post at a time.” While laughing and trying not to pee my pants at the blog posts, I came across a link in the right hand sidebar to purchase the book.  I laughed so hard with this book.

Author Rodney Lacroix touches on some subjects that shouldn’t be funny and turns them into a work of comedy art.  I am talking about things like Chocolate Ex-Lax episodes, Sex Game Dice, and Vasectomy.  Yes, he even laughs at himself while undergoing the knife in the sensitive area.  While some men would cringe at a puff of smoke coming from below, Mr. Lacroix finds the humor in it. Plus, I will never look at a raisin the same way again. To understand why, well, you have to read the book.

Included in the series of topics, we also get illustrations that the author created as well.  A diagram becomes a tool of laughter.  I loved the chapter and pictures about the popular app “Draw Something”.

They say that laughter is the best medicine and I can honestly say that I am feeling like a million bucks after reading this.  Tears ran down my face and I might have received funny looks from my family while reading it. This is one book that I will be reading again when I need a pick-me-up laugh and a blog that I have bookmarked so I can continue on in his journey of parenthood and life.

MY RATING

Outstanding book that will stay on my bookshelf for rereading!

This review will be 3 books in 1 post.  All are cookbooks and by author Phyllis Pellman Good.  They are in the Fix-It and Forget-It Cookbook line that are recipes made in a slow cooker.

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Fix-It and Forget-It Holiday Main Dishes and Sides
Author: Phyllis Pellman Good

31 Main Dishes
19 Side Dishes
One section on Tips

Features recipes from easy to intense. Intense meaning more ingredients and prep time. Easy meaning easy to find recipes and easy prep time.

Some recipes have pictures of the completed recipe as a guide and hint of what can be created.

Easy to follow recipes that aren’t very complicated for beginners.

Tips include ideas for after dinner gifts, dinner invitations and color themes, and dinner traditions to be shared with guests.

I am a huge cookbook fanatic.  I may not be the best cook, but if it is easy and sounds good, you can bet I am going to try it.  I also love slow cooker recipes.  I love the ability to Fix-It and Forget-It.  This one featured some great dishes and sides that would be great for the holidays, but also great year round.  I have already included a few of them for my dinners for the upcoming holiday week!

Fix-It and Forget-It Holiday Sweets and Desserts
Author: Phyllis Pellman Good

50 Sweet Recipes
One section of Tips

Features recipes from easy to intense. Intense meaning more ingredients and prep time. Easy meaning easy to find recipes and easy prep time.

Some recipes have pictures of the completed recipe as a guide and hint of what can be created.

Easy to follow recipes that aren’t very complicated for beginners.

Tips include ideas for after dinner gifts, dinner invitations and color themes, and dinner traditions to be shared with guests.

I never realized how many desserts can be made in a crock pot!  I didn’t think breads or candy apples could be accomplished with one.  This book features step by step recipes on creating these treats with some even having little effort/prep time.

Fix-It and Forget-It Holiday Appetizers, Finger Foods and Beverage
Author: Phyllis Pellman Good

31 Appetizers, Snacks, and Spreads
18 Beverages
One section of Tips
Features recipes from easy to intense. Intense meaning more ingredients and prep time. Easy meaning easy to find recipes and easy prep time.
Some recipes have pictures of the completed recipe as a guide and hint of what can be created.
Easy to follow recipes that aren’t very complicated for beginners.
Tips include ideas for after dinner gifts, dinner invitations and color themes, and dinner traditions to be shared with guests.
This cookbook was great for giving ideas for snacking and drinking.  I loved all the appetizers and dips that were provided.  I am a huge cheese fan and this book gave me some new ideas for dips to use all year.  While some of the recipes focus on holiday theme, I did think that most of them could be adapted for all year long.  It also had some that would be great for Superbowl weekend and birthday parties. The beverage recipes range from original apple cider all the way to coffee.

RATING FOR ALL THREE
Outstanding book that will stay on my bookshelf for rereading!

Rev It Up
Author: Julie Ann Walker
Series:  Black Knights Inc. #3
Genre: Romance

SUMMARY
(From Goodreads)

He Never Misses a Target

Jake “the Snake” Sommers earned his SEAL codename by striking quickly and quietly – and with lethal force. That’s how he broke Michelle Carter’s heart. It was the only way to keep her safe – from himself. Four long years later, Jake is determined to get a second chance. But to steal back into Michelle’s loving arms, Jake is going to have to prove he can take things slow. Real slow…

She Aims to Make Him Beg

Michelle Carter has never forgiven Jake for being so cliché as to “love her and leave her.” But when her brother, head of the Black Knights elite ops agency, ticks off the wrong mobster, she must do the unimaginable: place her life in Jake’s hands. No matter what they call him, this man is far from cold-blooded. And once he’s wrapped around her heart, he’ll never let her go…

MY THOUGHTS

Oh Ms. Walker, how you love to tease me and pull me back into this world.  Suspense and romance in one book is always a good thing, but when Julie Ann Walker writes it, I want to jump for joy.  I loved the first one in this series and they just keep getting better.

Even though the main character of Jake “the Snake” Sommers reminds me of watching wrestling with my father in the early years, I found myself falling for him very quickly.  He was strong, determined and sexy as all get out.  Michelle is a heroine that can hold her own as well.  In the modeling world there is one word that can describe this girl — fierce.  She gives as good as she gets with Jake and they really heated up the pages together.

With danger and suspense in most of the book, the author did a great job of including the romance on a balanced scale.  Secondary characters are back from previous books and give us a glimpse of some of our favorites.  Again, while I loved the previous books in the series, this one I think is one of my favorites.  The authors writing just keeps getting better and I can’t wait to see what will happen in the next book!

MY RATING

Outstanding book that will stay on my bookshelf for rereading!

Flawed
Author: Kate Avelynn
Genre: YA/New Adult

SUMMARY
(From Goodreads)

Sarah O’Brien is alive because of the pact she and her brother made twelve years ago — James will protect her from their violent father if she promises to never leave him. For years, she’s watched James destroy his life to save hers. If all he asks for in return is her affection, she’ll give it freely.

Until, with a tiny kiss and a broken mind, he asks for more than she can give.

Sam Donavon has been James’ best friend — and the boy Sarah’s had a crush on — for as long as she can remember. As their forbidden relationship deepens, Sarah knows she’s in trouble. Quiet, serious Sam has decided he’s going to save her. Neither of them realizes James is far more unstable than her father ever was, or that he’s not about to let Sarah forget her half of the pact…

MY THOUGHTS

I consider myself as a reader with a spine of steel.  I can read a book without shedding a tear and be proud of myself in the end.  Yet with Flawed, my steel spine broke.  I don’t think I have cried so much for characters of a book in this genre in a long time.  This book strung me along with despair, sadness, and the hopes of goodness being able to emerge. With the final two chapters though, I was an emotional wreck.

Let us start with the characters. Sarah is the youngest in a family that has so many emotional and physical pain that I don’t think I could have survived if I were in her shoes. Her mother is practically locked in her own room so much that Sarah doesn’t even really know her.  She is just a fleeting image in her mind.  She has never been shown a mothers love and doesn’t even know what it is suppose to be like.  James is Sarah’s older brother.  He has always protected her as much as possible from their father.  He always tried to take the beatings their father dished out so Sarah would not have to suffer through them.  This is not to say that she escaped the physical abuse.  Sarah has plenty of scars to show that she has suffered from it as well.  Their father was a horrible man who use to be a boxer and is now working at the mill.  He works, drinks, and then turns on his family every chance he gets with his boxing experience.  When Sarah and James were younger, they promised to always be together and love each other.

Now lets discuss the writing.  Author Kate Avelynn has an amazing voice and talent.  She can bring out emotions in a reader with just a few words placed in the right context.  The suspense was built perfectly and just at the right pace.  The characters actually felt real to me and I can understand the reasons and events that shaped them into what they were.

The events that happen in this book are dark and depressing.  While this might be a turn off for some readers, I actually encourage you to dive into the lack of fluff and happiness so you can understand how emotional and real this book is.  While there are some sweet moments involving Sam and Sarah, it is by no means a fluffy and happy go lucky romance book.  The ending will rip your heart out and stomp on it with high heeled shoes.  Then just when you think your heart can’t possibly take much more, the author breaks it just a little more.  I was hoping for a different out come in the story, but I realize it wouldn’t have had the impact it did if the author would have changed even just one paragraph.

Flawed has left such an emotional impact on my reading that I am having a hard time accepting that the story is over.  I keep hoping if I reread it, I will find that it was just a dream and everything the characters went through didn’t happen.  Definitely a book that will be remembered for days after you read it.

MY RATING

Outstanding book that will stay on my bookshelf for rereading!

Velveteen
Series: Velveteen #1
Author: Daniel Marks
Source: Amazon Vine
Genre:  Young Adult Paranormal
ISBN: 9780385742245

SUMMARY
(From Goodreads)

Velveteen Monroe is dead. At 16, she was kidnapped and murdered by a madman named Bonesaw. But that’s not the problem.

The problem is she landed in purgatory. And while it’s not a fiery inferno, it’s certainly no heaven. It’s gray, ashen, and crumbling more and more by the day, and everyone has a job to do. Which doesn’t leave Velveteen much time to do anything about what’s really on her mind.

Bonesaw.

Velveteen aches to deliver the bloody punishment her killer deserves. And she’s figured out just how to do it. She’ll haunt him for the rest of his days. 

It’ll be brutal… and awesome.

But crossing the divide between the living and the dead has devastating consequences. Velveteen’s obsessive haunting cracks the foundations of purgatory and jeopardizes her very soul. A risk she’s willing to take—except fate has just given her reason to stick around: an unreasonably hot and completely off-limits coworker.

Velveteen can’t help herself when it comes to breaking rules… or getting revenge. And she just might be angry enough to take everyone down with her.

MY THOUGHTS

Holy crap what did I just read? Wait…don’t go anywhere yet! This is a good thing! You know when you finish the last page of a book and you get that dumbfounded look on your face? That was me.  I can’t believe I liked this book so much.  There has been mixed reviews on this story and I was a little hesitant in reading it.  Granted, the cover is what initially reeled me into this one, but the story is what made it a great reading experience!

This book is perfectly balanced in details, dialogue, angst, dark scenes and at times, OMG moments.  Time flew by while I read it.  The characters were great and so was the plot.  I loved the theme of this book. I loved how the author created a great world within the scary thing we call Purgatory.  When I hear Purgatory, I think of all the evil that Hell can not hold.  Let me tell you, be prepared for lots of dark and evil.

Seriously one of the better books I have read this year.  I can’t wait to see what the author will come up with next!

MY RATING

Outstanding book that will stay on my bookshelf for rereading!